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Here’s Jack! Going, going, (nearly) gone

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Jacks

Filed Under: Everyday Living, Uncategorized

Tires Don’t Just Blow Out Anymore – They Disintegrate

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tire disintegrated two viewsDon’t you miss the good old-fashioned “BAM! – PSSSST” blowout from tires of yore? Yeah, me, too. [Read more…]

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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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42 on GNP
NERD ALERT! This seemingly comprehensive question has a very simple answer: 42. Of course, getting to it took a super computer named Deep Thought more than 7 million years to compute that answer. What’s the meaning behind the meaning? Now THAT is a good question. [Read more…]

Filed Under: History

Naming My New ‘COVID-Do’

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Dennis - COVID-19 Hairdo
Coach Bob Russell (Enterprise H.S. football) would be aghast. My new ‘COVID-Do’ is a far cry from the buzz cuts he required of all the players (back in the 1960s, mind you). My most recent visit to a salon was so long ago that I’ve developed a new hairdo. It has many advantages. I just don’t know what to call it. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Stupid Silly Fun

Ignorance by the Moron in Chief – A New Low?

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pooh with hat and quote
Seriously … you could not make this stuff up. Comedians are pulling their hair out just staying ahead of reality. Haven’t you heard of the AIDS vaccine? If not, where have you been? In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle, USMC, “Surprise, surprise, surprise!” [Read more…]

Filed Under: Basic Biology

Mad Scientist Invents New Sausage?

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Sausage Lunatic Ahi Tuna Breakfast Sausage
Okay…I’m not really mad, just crazy about sausage making. At least, as imbued with it as I can be after my first two endeavors. The first was a nice cabbage pork sausage from a recipe modified from my new favorite cookbook: “Great Sausage Recipes and Meat Curing” by Rytek Kutas. The one main lack in that book, and everywhere online for that matter, is anything about fish sausage. I’ve corrected that glaring omission with my second endeavor – new recipe for what I call the Sausage Lunatic Ahi Tuna Breakfast Sausage. Any other adventurous folks out there who want to have at it? Let me know if you need any pointers. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Epicurean Adventures Tagged With: sausage making, seafood sausage

Our Beloved Little Elsa, 2013-2018

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Elsa
Our sweet, gentle little girl took her final breath just after midnight on May 1st. We buried her, wrapped in her favorite pink blanket, in a beautiful place on a sunny, forested hill. Although she is no longer here physically, Elsa’s loving spirit remains deep in my heart, where I will treasure it for the rest of my life. [Read more…]

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My Anti-Intervention Birthday

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birthday booze
Is this the opposite of an intervention? If an intervention is designed to get folks off the sauce, then my friends and family apparently did just the opposite. Somehow – I have no idea how – those closest to me see me as a boozer. This is a selection of the liquid gifts that I received for my 70th birthday. Personally, I think these beverages have anti-aging effects. I am certain that they will boost my longevity. Or just preserve me better. [Read more…]

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Turning 70 – Awesome!

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turning awesome 70
Just arriving at the half-way point on January 20th. Looking forward to the NEXT seven decades being even better than the first. I am who I want to be, I do what I want to do, and I have what I want to have. [Read more…]

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Got a Fun Christmas Gift – My Very Own Big Boss Oil-Less Fryer

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BIG BOSS OIL-LESS FRYER
My loving sweetheart got me another really cool gift this Christmas. She must be psychic. I have always wanted one of these babies. Now I have one! [Read more…]

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Thoughts on Veterans Day 2017

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veterans day 2017
Just thinking about and appreciating all the veterans in my family today: grandfather, father, daughter, uncle, nephew. And classmates from the 1960s. And friends. And fellow Rotarians. And fellow Toastmasters. And former colleagues. The list is extensive. Today is a great day for celebrating them and their contributions to society. [Read more…]

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Spurge – Most Annoying Summertime Weed

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Okay, spurge still isn’t as annoying as puncture vine. It is getting there, though. I find it nearly everywhere I go. It’s in the gravel. It is in the lawn. It is all over central Arizona. I noticed it in lawns in St. Louis on a recent trip there. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Basic Biology

What is Scarier Than a Stephen King Novel?

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three monkeys federal reserve system
HUGE WARNING!!! Unless you are a BIG fan of horror, DO NOT read anything about how the Federal Reserve System works. EVER! (They did give me a great idea for how to solve the national debt, though. Read on.) [Read more…]

Filed Under: The Economy

New Neighborhood Weed for Depressed Mice

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Damianita daisy (Chysactinia mexicana) is all over my new neighborhood. It hadn’t yet made it into my old neighborhood, just 7 miles away in Tempe, AZ, so it was new to me. Once I saw it, I had to find out its name. First off, it is obviously a DYC (aka, Damn Yellow Composite – fellow botanists, you know what I mean). Thousands of these kinds of species dot the landscape, making it a bit of a challenge to nail down the correct identification. Now that I know what it is, C. mexicana turns out to be a pretty cool plant, especially if you are a sad little mouse. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Basic Biology

Hey, Fellow Old Golfers: How to Hit a 300-Yard Drive

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old golfer with driver at rancho manana
In this age of high-tech drivers that are big enough to double as flotation devices, how can you NOT hit as far as you used to? After all, every issue of Golf Digest tells you how to boom your drives like Dustin Johnson. Or some other guy (or gal!) who is younger, stronger, and more flexible than you are. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Arizona Golf, Bubba Watson

Adventures in DIY Furniture Assembly

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diy disaster
Flat-pack furniture is cheap. DIY assembly requires more than I thought, though. Such as pain and blood. [Read more…]

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GASP! Pill Bugs Are Not Really BUGS!

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pill-bug-with-rolled-up-pill-bug
If I’d paid more attention in my first zoology course at Shasta Junior College, this wouldn’t have come as such a shocker to me. Ever since I was kid, I called certain cute little bugs ‘roly-polies’ – since they roll up when threatened.

Today it finally hit me that my trip to the Children’s Science Center in St. Louis last year scarred my psyche beyond repair (unless the marijuana initiative passes in Arizona today – you know what I mean) based on the actual truth about pill bugs.

I just buried it in denial until now. [Read more…]

Filed Under: Basic Biology

For Golfers Who Don’t Yet Have Everything

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potty-golf-set
Still looking for that edge over your weekly golf buddies? In the immortal words of Paul Hornung, “Practice, practice, practice.”

No sense in waiting any longer for one of these game changers, since Groupon has a deal on them now. Supplies are probably limited: Link here.

Of course, you could probably find a used set on Ebay or Craigslist. Imagine that! Used restroom equipment!

Only for the very frugal.

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Issues That Politicians Are Afraid To Talk About

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human population growth
The monster elephant in the room – overpopulation – is apparently a taboo topic. Anyone paying attention to this mega-problem, though, saw it coming in the Population Bomb by Paul Ehrlich (1968!). Global starvation and social upheaval are the result.

Ehrlich saw it coming and predicted the consequences. He was mostly right. If anything, he was overly optimistic. [Read more…]

Filed Under: The Economy

Battling with Russian Hackers

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russian hacker women
Yay! I won! (I think. Maybe. Sort of. We’ll see.) It was a spine-chilling experience to get an email from The Mighty Google that my websites – all 14 blogs, plus my Rotary club blog – got blacklisted due to all the malware and malicious code on them. You never, ever, ever want to piss off The Mighty Google. [Read more…]

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  • Ignorance by the Moron in Chief – A New Low?
  • Mad Scientist Invents New Sausage?
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  • Turning 70 – Awesome!
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